Department of Petty
Bureau of Grievances
Dear Citizen,
Your complaint has been received. It will be reviewed in the order it was received, which is to say eventually.
The Department is temporarily closed for a brief period of dramatic sighing. Official merchandise will be issued shortly. Please remain upset until further notice.
- Status
- Pending review
- Estimated wait
- Unreasonable
- Now serving
- No. 3
Pull a ticket. It won't help.